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An incubator for new thoughts

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Where to go when nobody will listen

40 years experience

A company fostered by rebels, designed for disruption

Proven

Putting your money where our mouth is

What we do?

It is a long established fact that there's no such thing as a great idea, just great people. Join us in making visions a reality.

D

esign optimization

Tuning and tweaking the some potentially terrible ideas into production ready must have products.

I

am groot

Roughly translated, that means "let's do this shit"!

C

ollaborate with the best

Nobody's going to listen to your crazy talk. We will.

K

ickstart your life.

It's more than just a company, it's a lifestyle.

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While we didn't make this product, it represents our future. That ideas and understanding the unite us all.

Meet some of the team

Jack Black said it best when he sang "We could make a great goulash baby!"

Mahalo Opus

Soft Skils

Yoga Balcony

Massage

Prick Coleman

Stops Us Doing Anything Stupid

Zen Breakheart

Reckless Abandon

Got A New Idea?

How bad can it be?! We want to hear about it. You fail at 100% of the things you never do.

In the works or in the past

Real people with real ideas

"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now!" -Withnail

Let us be your technology shoulder to cry on.

+1 (555) 333 - 444

genius@balconyanalytica.com

London

www.balconyanalytica.com